Never Trust A Man Or A Doll With Two First Names
For more than three decades, American Girl has cornered the market on weirdly expensive dolls with cloth bodies and plastic limbs and 7,000 accessories….
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An Infinity Scarf As A Shirt, or How To Adopt Christina Aguilera’s VMAs Outfits for the Workplace
This is it: The apotheosis of Christina Aguilera’s VMA fashion. The outfit that dared challenge the blindly accepted notions of “scarf” and “skirt” and,…
Daily Mail Celebrity Clothing Description, or My Mental Unraveling?
The Daily Mail‘s website is simultaneously the most glorious and the most profoundly haunting place on the Internet. It is the entire spectrum of…
What Scares R.L. Stine?
R.L. is waiting for me in one of the long hallways, near the front door. At 73 years old, he’s got about half his…
Do We Really Have Free Will? Westworld Cosplay for the Existentially Panicked
The Man In Black Is he a bad guy? Is he a good guy? Is morality just a construct designed to distract us from…
What @Hiddleswifties, the Leading Expert on Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston, Can Teach Us About Life
The Hiddleswift union appears, on its face, to be a paper-thin publicity stunt, a transparent and desperate attempt to promote both stars’ future projects…
Game of Thrones Recap: Season 6 Finale
Cersei is confronting the corpse of her last living child. She does not appear terribly upset; her eyes water, but she does not fully…
A Brief and Charming Argument Between The Dressmaker Stars Kate Winslet and Liam Hemsworth
Winslet: We met in that hotel, didn’t we? That strange hotel. Do you remember that? You’d really just arrived after doing your press [for…
On 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Witch, and the Problem with Showing the Monster
Much ado has been made about J.J. Abrams’s mystery box. (Too much, if you ask Abrams himself. And if you ask me. But here…
Sarah Jessica Parker Talks Divorce, Carrie Bradshaw, and Her Incredible Instagram
“I think it’s my responsibility to remind people that, while Carrie and I look alike, we are very different people. And I think it…